Mix Goodies

A short meaningful story

2008-12-04T00:25:00.002+08:00

Once upon a time, a contractor who had made a fortune building homes, told his supervisor of 35 years, "I'm going to build one last house and u will build it for me because I'll be gone for a year" He asked the supervisor to use the best material -- money is no consideration ..make it the greatest house he has ever built. Having given these instructions , the contractor left.

The supervisor thought that this was a great opportunity to make a fortune .He used the cheapest material inside but made the house look beautiful form outside. After a year ,the contractor returned, he inspected the house and asked the supervisor what he thought of the house .

The supervisor replied "it's the best house I've ever built"

THE CONTRACTOR HANDED OVER THE DEED TO HIM AND SAID ....THIS IS MY PARTING GIFT TO U"

MORAL of this story is we should develop a high standard of personal ethics ....and always do the right things, even if no one is watching us.

Something to keep your mind running.

2008-10-04T01:39:00.003+08:00

Many at times, peoples are not so keen to start working on a moody. WHY? It is because their mind is still back home thinking of their bed. They also missed their nice aroma pillow with "world map" on it created by their own saliva or maybe perhaps they're still over-dosed from their Sunday's beer session. So today, to start off your day, Mixgoodies got some questions for you to keep your mind up and running as normal as you usually be. Hehehe...here goes .

Question 1

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

This sound a little bit weird but stop and think about it decide on your answer before scrolling down south. No cheating ya!

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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Question 2

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say, Open the refrigerator and put in the elephant then close the refrigerator door?
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Wrong Answer!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. Wakakaka!!!

Before I jump back onto my bed let me ask you another 2 questions.

Question 3

The lion king is hosting an animal ~~party~~ conference. All the animals attended except one. Which animal didn't attend? Think! think hard. No cheating please.

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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there remember? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Now wake up please!! Muahahahaha...

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Question 4

There is a river you must cross but it is used by ~~kokodile~~ crocodile and you do not have a boat. How on earth do you manage it?

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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across lor? Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference Meeting mah. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Conclusion: According to Mixgoodies' survey around 90% of you got it wrong but I tested these same question my nephews and nieces, they got several correct answers.

Who did it?

2008-09-04T01:34:00.002+08:00

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry ,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do 'said Bob'.

'Did you, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... You know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!) Kekekeke!!!

Dear Penis

2008-08-29T01:08:00.000+08:00

Dear Penis...I dont think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor!

Oh dear penis...
I don't like you anymore,
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by...

Now it seems thing have changed,
And I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,

He says...Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
cuz..when you get to drinking,
You put me places I've never been before,

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore,
Why can't we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship?
And come to term with truly how we feel,

If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis
I think I like you after all,
Oh and Rodney...while you shavin....shave my balls!!!!

Song sang by RodneyCarrington.com.

Some jokes to share

2008-08-23T00:45:00.001+08:00

1) Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'
Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine
months

2) A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so
he ran off with the TV and VCD...

3)Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'
Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE
every morning!

4) A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and
blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby
was SAM TING LONG ('some thing wrong')

5) A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3
times a day as I advised?
Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!'

6) Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid replied:
'MASTURBATING.'(master bathing)

Heart Attack

2008-06-17T00:08:00.007+08:00

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reac! ts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack.

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

Just images

2008-06-06T02:16:00.003+08:00

Sorry for not updating. I've been busy with my projects and assignments lately. Will be back soon when the projects settle down. In the mean this here are some nice images which I find it very nice. The first one I find it cool that it has been on my screensaver right now. Hope you like it too. Cheers!

Dog vs Men

2008-05-18T00:10:00.000+08:00

Got something to shave with you today! If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers.

then buy a dog!

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour for as long and where ever you want....

then buy a dog!

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...

then buy a dog!

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores....

then buy a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ....

then buy a dog!

BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ...

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Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Ahbeng the contractor

2008-05-15T00:01:00.001+08:00

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide.

They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"! This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying sod across the street."

Logically Correct

2008-05-03T00:40:00.004+08:00

Today's story is about logically correct. One day, an elderly couples went for a holiday on the cruise ship. During the journey, although it is hot outside, the elderly woman went out for some fresh air. She was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tightly so that it would not blown away in the wind.

A young gentleman approached her and said...Pardon me, Madam! I don;t intend to be rude but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind? The elderly woman looked at the young man and said....

Yes, I know, I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.

Young man: But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any underwear and everything is exposed!

The woman looked down, then back up at the young man and replied...

Elderly woman: Young man! anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!!!!

I smell nice aroma of coffee

2008-04-25T00:49:00.002+08:00

There is a new Starbuck coffee in my hometown. The coffee here taste equally good as the one you find in sopping complex. The nice aroma of good creamy coffee from Starbucks. How much do you pay for a mug of coffee from Starbucks? RM11++ ??

BUT....I can bet you that you have not been to this place before to have nice coffee. The place also sounds similar to Starbucks but here you can't do free blogging because here don't have WIFI, so no free lines!! but they offer other speciality like "Horse Racing" machine. Beat this...here 1 mug of coffee only cost you 1 dollar only. Hahahaha.

The ugly one

2008-04-21T00:00:00.000+08:00

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.

The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"

She is cute, Isn't She?

2008-04-18T02:21:00.002+08:00

Have you tried online dating before? I can bet you that when you first choose your "target", surely you'll go for a pretty face, Right a not? She got a cute face and big boobs. Sure go all out to go online date with her. Hahahaha!!! Has been dating online quite a while until I got her full photo!

This is a salutary lesson for those who are gullible enough to believe all they see and read in the advertisements, especially on dating websites. Don't be taken in boys - and girls! Take it all with a packet of salt. Don't let your dream of the perfect date turn into the nightmare date from hell, as happened to the guy in this case.

This is some kind of weird fish

2008-04-12T00:07:00.001+08:00

Look what they have found in Chelyabinsk city. The story is that there was a construction site with a deep foundation ditch. They have touched some underground river in that place so the water in the ditch didn't get away so it stayed there full of water.

Then some workers a few months later spotted some movement in this water, they threw some pieces of their lunch in the trench which caused a big activity inside. They were puzzled who is there? And caught one thing up then in big panic stepped away cause it tried to bite them so they had to kill it with some equipment and here are the remains of it. It was around 5 feet length. Nobody of them got any idea of what's that:

Weirdfish

2008-04-11T01:20:00.000+08:00

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

Know your handphone better

2008-04-10T01:02:00.001+08:00

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

1. The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 .

If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

2. Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:

If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.

Saves someone from having to drive your
keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"

3. Subject: Hidden Battery power

Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve
battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

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4. How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone:
* # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either.

If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
Try it out, you will never know!!

Regards
Mix Goodies

Interesting findings

2008-04-06T15:59:00.001+08:00

Hey, got this from a friend today. There are lots of mix goodies I would like to share it with you. It is quite interesting. I'm sure you'll find it interesting. Got lots of pictures to see and at the same time learn something.

The liquids inside young coconuts can be use as substitute for Blood Plasma.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crash.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

I burned more colories sleeping than sitting there watching TV. You believe anot?

The King of Heart is the only King without a moustache.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first product to have a BAR code was Wrigley's gum.

Walt Disney was afraid of Mice wan.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. True anot?

My dentist has recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Turtle can breathe through their butt!! Wakakaka

and finally I show you one secret which you have not seen before in your entire life. My friend ahhuat practices riding a bike like that. Shhhh!!! you dun go tell him ok? SET? We all quite-quite see. Hehehehe...Nih

Wakaakakaka

Can you donate me a dime?

2008-04-05T00:29:00.001+08:00

Can you donate a dime? This skeleton is performing a street dance come rain or shine. People come and see enjoying his talent. The elderly, childrens are enjoying it too. Half way through the dance, the skeleton looked at his bowl.....arrrhh...still no one is so generous want to donate.

He is quite sad looking into his bowl, however he continued his dance. At the end of the day, quite good collection. Hahahaha!

Skeletondance

Answers to Optical Illusions

2008-04-04T00:32:00.003+08:00

Picture 1 : There are five people in the picture
above. 1 old man bald head, 1 lady, 1 baby,
1 lady face and lastly 1 old man with hat and
white beard.

Picture 2 : 1 face and a word "LIAR"

Optical Illusions

2008-04-03T00:53:00.001+08:00

I was browsing through the internet and found these two pictures very amazing.

(Picture 1)
How many people can you see from this picture
below?

Answers will be in my next post!

(Picture 2)
What do you see from this picture below?

The 10 most deadly creatures

2008-04-01T07:11:00.001+08:00

POISON DART FROG

This pint sized frog are not for kissing. Their backs ooze
a slimy neurotoxin that is meant to keep predators away.
Each frog produces enough of the toxin to kill 10 humans.

CAPE BUFFALO

When faced with a predator, cape buffalos charge head-on.
That is 1500 pounds beast topped off with two big sharp
horns. You're lucky if there is only one - the real danger
comes when a herd of thousands stampedes in your direction.

POLAR BEAR

Sure they might look cuddly at the zoo but in the wild they
eat elephant seals for breakfast. Get between one of its cubs
and it could easily rip off your head with one swipe of its
giant paws.

ELEPHANT

Not every elephant is as friendly as dumbo. Elephants kills
more than 500 peoples a year worldwide. Arfican elephants
generally weight in around 16,000 pounds - all the better
to stomp you with, not to mention their sharp tusks.

AUSTRALIAN SALTWATER CROCODILE

Don't mistake this croc for a log !!. It can lay still in the water
waiting for passers by. Then, in a blink of an eye it will lunge
at prey, pulling it underwater to drown and dismember.

AFRICAN LION

Giant fangs? Check.. Lightning quick? That too. Razor sharp
claws? You betcha. Hungry? You better hope not. These big
cats are near perfect hunters.

GREAT WHITE SHARK (4)

Blood in the water can excite this shark into feeding frenzy
where they will use all 3,000 of their teeths to bite
anything that moves.

AUSTRALIAN BOX JELLYFISH

Also known as the sea wasps, this salad-bowl sized jellyfish
can have up to 60 tentacles each measuring 15 feets long.
Each tentacles has 5,000 stinging cells and enough toxin
to kill 60 humans.

ASIAN COBRA

While the Asian Cobra doesn't hold the title of venomous, it
does the most with what it has. Of the 50,000 deaths by
snakebite a year, Asian Cobra are responsible for the
largest chunk.

MOSQUITO

Most skeeters bites just make you itchy. But some mosquitoes
carry and transfer malaria causing parasites. As a results, this
little pests are responsible for the deaths of more than two
million peoples a year.

So the WINNER is Mosquito !!

deadlycreatures

Welcome

2008-03-31T15:05:00.000+08:00

This is my first blog and I welcome all of you here to my new house. Please do place a link to my blog. Many thanks.