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Once upon a time, a contractor who had made a fortune building homes, told his supervisor of 35 years, "I'm going to build one last house and u will build it for me because I'll be gone for a year" He asked the supervisor to use the best material -- money is no consideration ..make it the greatest house he has ever built. Having given these instructions , the contractor left.

The supervisor thought that this was a great opportunity to make a fortune .He used the cheapest material inside but made the house look beautiful form outside. After a year ,the contractor returned, he inspected the house and asked the supervisor what he thought of the house .

The supervisor replied "it's the best house I've ever built"

THE CONTRACTOR HANDED OVER THE DEED TO HIM AND SAID ....THIS IS MY PARTING GIFT TO U"


MORAL of this story is we should develop a high standard of personal ethics ....and always do the right things, even if no one is watching us.

Many at times, peoples are not so keen to start working on a moody. WHY? It is because their mind is still back home thinking of their bed. They also missed their nice aroma pillow with "world map" on it created by their own saliva or maybe perhaps they're still over-dosed from their Sunday's beer session. So today, to start off your day, Mixgoodies got some questions for you to keep your mind up and running as normal as you usually be. Hehehe...here goes .


Question 1

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


This sound a little bit weird but stop and think about it decide on your answer before scrolling down south. No cheating ya!

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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Question 2

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


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Did you say, Open the refrigerator and put in the elephant then close the refrigerator door?
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Wrong Answer!

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. Wakakaka!!!

Before I jump back onto my bed let me ask you another 2 questions.



Question 3


The lion king is hosting an animal party conference. All the animals attended except one. Which animal didn't attend? Think! think hard. No cheating please.

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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there remember? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Now wake up please!! Muahahahaha...

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Question 4

There is a river you must cross but it is used by kokodile crocodile and you do not have a boat. How on earth do you manage it?


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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across lor? Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference Meeting mah. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


Conclusion: According to Mixgoodies' survey around 90% of you got it wrong but I tested these same question my nephews and nieces, they got several correct answers.

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'



'Don't worry ,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do 'said Bob'.

'Did you, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'




'She just died and left me everything.'

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... You know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!) Kekekeke!!!