Dear Penis  

Friday, August 29, 2008

Dear Penis...I dont think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor!

Oh dear penis...
I don't like you anymore,
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by...

Now it seems thing have changed,
And I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore,

He says...Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
cuz..when you get to drinking,
You put me places I've never been before,

Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore,
Why can't we just get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship?
And come to term with truly how we feel,

If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever,
Dear Penis
I think I like you after all,
Oh and Rodney...while you shavin....shave my balls!!!!




Song sang by RodneyCarrington.com.

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Some jokes to share  

Saturday, August 23, 2008

1) Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'
Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine
months

2) A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so
he ran off with the TV and VCD...

3)Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'
Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE
every morning!

4) A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and
blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby
was SAM TING LONG ('some thing wrong')

5) A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3
times a day as I advised?
Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!'

6) Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid replied:
'MASTURBATING.'(master bathing)

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