Dog vs Men  

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Got something to shave with you today! If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers.



then buy a dog!




If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour for as long and where ever you want....




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores....




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ....





then buy a dog!




BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ...


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Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Ahbeng the contractor  

Thursday, May 15, 2008





A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide.

They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"! This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying sod across the street."

Logically Correct  

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Today's story is about logically correct. One day, an elderly couples went for a holiday on the cruise ship. During the journey, although it is hot outside, the elderly woman went out for some fresh air. She was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tightly so that it would not blown away in the wind.

A young gentleman approached her and said...Pardon me, Madam! I don;t intend to be rude but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind? The elderly woman looked at the young man and said....


Yes, I know, I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.

Young man: But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any underwear and everything is exposed!

The woman looked down, then back up at the young man and replied...

Elderly woman: Young man! anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!!!!