Mix Goodies

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron.





The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, 'Ribbit 9 Iron.' He looks
at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, 'Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, 'Ribbit Lucky frog.The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

What do you think frog? the man asks. 'Ribbit 3 wood.The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The The guy takes out a 3 wood and, man is befuddled and doesn't know
what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, 'OK where to next? The frog replies, 'Ribbit Las Vegas.





They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, 'OK frog, now what?' The frog says, 'Ribbit Roulette.Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, What do you think I should bet? The frog replies, 'Ribbit $3000, black 6. Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.




The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.. He sits the frog down and says, 'Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.

The frog replies, 'Ribbit Kiss Me.' He figures why not,since after all the frog did for since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns
into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

Got something to shave with you today! If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers.



then buy a dog!




If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour for as long and where ever you want....




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores....




then buy a dog!



If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ....





then buy a dog!




BUT , on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ...


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Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide.

They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells "Green side up"! The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom, I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells "Green side up"! This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window 'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"

The contractor shakes his head and says, "I have four blondes laying sod across the street."

Good rest and sound sleep is very important... if u don't sleep well, The toxic in your body will accumulate thus affecting your health and your mood.


The main causes of liver damage are:

1. Sleeping too late and waking up too late are the main cause.

2. Not urinating in the morning.

3. Too much eating.

4. Skipping breakfast.

5. Consuming too much medication.

6. Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring, and artificial sweetener.

7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible reduce cooking oil when frying which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.

8. Consuming overly done foods also add to the burden of liver. Veggies shold be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting.

Today's story is about logically correct. One day, an elderly couples went for a holiday on the cruise ship. During the journey, although it is hot outside, the elderly woman went out for some fresh air. She was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tightly so that it would not blown away in the wind.

A young gentleman approached her and said...Pardon me, Madam! I don;t intend to be rude but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind? The elderly woman looked at the young man and said....


Yes, I know, I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.

Young man: But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any underwear and everything is exposed!

The woman looked down, then back up at the young man and replied...

Elderly woman: Young man! anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!!!!

A youngman walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The youngman said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The youngman said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."